Q.A reader writes, “I see all these guys on the racing type motorcycles with the racing attire. A friend mentioned the other day that it’s easy to pickup chicks this way – is it true?”
A.If you are looking for a good woman and think the rolling status symbol of your rice bike or Porsche is going to help get you what you really want, you need to get out of that arrest-me-red, turn-womens’-heads mentality and listen to this. Are you sitting down? Let me show you what you have just done to yourself!
The problem is, when you ride into town with that hot ride, you may never know if the lady likes you for you, or likes your ride. and you might just find yourself being taken for a ride. What you should do is keep that Harley in the garage, keep that Ford Mustang in the barn until you know what you are dealing with. It’s harder for a materialistic girl who is looking for fame and fortune to be happy than it is to be reincarnated. If she is not happy, how is she going to make you happy?
What you should do is trade that rice bike in for a clean, young looking white economy truck, or just leave the Porsche in the garage when you go out for a date, and ask for the telephone number. If you happen to be out in town in your Rally racer, and a woman comes up to you, flirts, and says, “Oh, can I have a ride?”, Ask her for her telephone number and find out whether she is naughty or nice, before you get thrown off track only to crash and burn, Jeff Gordon!
Incidentally, if a woman you don’t know jumps on your bike or into your car without asking first, tell her to go home to her trailer, the one that’s on the wrong side of the tracks! Additionally, if she thinks you are rich, tell her you are a struggling artist! Have a little backbone, will you?! You only need one good woman.
Prostitution is alive and well in America today, and goldddiggers are everywhere. Some women will do anything for money, even commit to marriage! At least, that is, for as long as they can stand it before they throw in the towel and want a divorce when they finally realize that money was not enough. Good women want to fall deeply in love, and as long as your stuff looks young and clean, a good woman will not care about fame and fortune… if she loves you, that will be enough. But if she marries you for your money and not for you, she can have that money and your Harley all to herself when she serves you with the divorce papers! Women deeply in love do it better, never settle for anything else.
On the highway of love of the confident gentleman that never gets hurt, never hurts anybody else, and always finds love, it’s good relationship skills and deep love he wants to see first. What has she got to give that’s worthwhile? Always ask yourself, what has she done for you lately? She has to put up some collateral. It’s nice girls and love first, those are the rules of the road, nobody rides for free.